Are cats even real?
I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A AUDIO POST JOKE
NOT EVEN ON MY OWN JOKES
oh my fuckign god
HOW DOES IT SYNC UP SO WELL WHAT
*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”
finally a career for me
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america