A friend send me this with no context hwat the shit
Fucking command blocks
you know when ur older relatives say things like “aww u were so cute when u were little” like excuse me bitch im still cute
i swear half the things tumblr people find funny would make non-tumblr people concerned
oh my fucking god
so i’m reading this harry potter fic
and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out
they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”
i can’t stop laughing omg
"Word has made 436 replacements."
"That sounds right."
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even